Parformance

An elision of the word Par (n. And v.), made well known by British Grime artist Tempa T and the word performance.

Used to generalise how good/bad someone's pars have been.

ROADMAN #1: Raaaar, you've mugged bare people off today blud

ROADMAN #2: Trust fam... It's been a solid Parformance.

by CB9300 May 18, 2015

AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.

I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.

by WONDERBRAins January 22, 2011

smattoo parlour

A place where people can go to indulge in the dark art of artistic style poo smearing. Usually consisits of a couple of small empty rooms, an entrance hall with a freezer loaded with different styles of smattoo and a party hall for large groups.

Jake - Hey Dave, fancy a spring roll or some corn on the cob tonight, I heard theres a new smattoo parlour opened up downtown?
Dave - Sure Jake, do you think they'll mind if we bring our own cakes?
Jake - I dunno Dave but I heard they have a big menu anyway, I just cant wait to get my hands dirty.
Dave - Me and you both, just give me 5 minutes to get the dirt stains off my best shirt and we will head over for a good smudging.

by sradwxi May 25, 2013

Paulorettes

A sudden extreme urge of every food known to man.

"Give me that hot pocket so i can shove it down my throat, Oh sorry , my paulorettes kicked in."

by compactdisc March 7, 2009

Parlo

wavy. the act of gettin wavy. nakey wasted. baby ride the wave, ballaticians, superwave

where the fuck is my fitted? its black and leather

wheres my bunny at?

Its parlo time, get wavy

by parlo October 17, 2009

beer parlour

Sort of like a ice cream parlour, but with beer.

I went and got a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour.

by Weens September 24, 2005

poopy parlour

another word for the anus.

"Today, I took a large dump and my poopy parlor was riddled with lingering fecal matter."

Marcus: "Chad, snuggle up your face inside my poopy parlour cause I'm mad horny and I got a stiff shit for you.

Chad: "Yeah, whatever let me get my Nasonex. Last time I got yo stink drip in my nostril and I had issues for at least two more sexual experiences."

Marcus: "You're a bitch, I'm over it, where's your dad?"

by applesandpoop July 14, 2009