The Louisiana Purchase

An orgy or meeting between an overweight man and woman, a slender man, one jar of Jif Peanut Butter, a dog, and a family size box of Popeyes

Oh, we went to Gary’s house last night and participated in The Louisiana Purchase

by HotCosby05 January 21, 2024

Purchased

Bought

I purchased a cow

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

Sky purchase

a very epic simp

blimey thats a sky purchase

by SlevenLeven October 22, 2020

All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing

A well-known saying that has been used to describe instances of tennis/beer-related activities since the early 1700’s.

Person 1: I can’t remember how much more beer I owe you for our tennis games.
Person 2: somewhere between $9 and $5 million dollars.
Person 1: that doesn’t seem fair

Person 2: All is fair in tennis and beer purchasing. That’s the saying.

by Tenbeersnow February 13, 2021

I will not be making a purchase

When you’re not gonna @ someone. Avoiding conflict, or simply avoiding something.

Kylie: “ I ate cereal with milk and it changed my life”

Fred: “I will not be making a purchase”

by Dog-Anesthesiologist September 21, 2018

big kid purchase

your first big purchase, but weirdly after you turn 18

Johnny's first big kid purchase could be a car
Elliot's (me) is going to be his our electric shaver

by aspenjames June 15, 2022

Purchase

A good connection when you hit someone and it lands really well

He got some good purchase on that punch

by S577El May 12, 2025