pike county

a place where a bunch of rednecks live

Pike county is rural

by JoHn CeNa21 November 30, 2017

Pikes Peak

A really fucking tall mountain in Colorado, cause some guy called Pike climbed it and people where like "Hm yes lets name this mountain after him."

Guy 1: "Yo homie, wanna climb Pikes Peak."
Guy 2: "Nah bro, I broke all my fucking bones taking a shit yesterday."

by PopeChad June 25, 2022

load pike

a made up curse word used by young children in the 70's

jordan: ugh, i hate john so much!

leif: i know right, he is such a load pike!

by leif dodel January 12, 2011

Pike Guy

Pike guy is pike guy because he rides pike and is not a girl.

Joey: Are you pike guy?
Pike Guy: Yeah

Joey: Oh yeah, prove it.
Pike Guy: Ok, well i'm riding a pike and i'm not a girl.
Joey: Woah.

by Kenny the Tiger October 15, 2017

northern pike

A girl who, despite having 'the goods', just isn't attractive. Typically as a result of personality/intelligence or a complete lack thereof.

It is perfectly normal to find a northern pike 'hot' but the thought of dating one ought to induce near suicidal nausea

Derived from the song "She ain't pretty (she just looks that way)" by the Northern Pikes

Bob: "So how was your date with that hottie from the bar?"
Steve: "Total waste of time. She was such a northern pike that had to duck out of dinner before she made me I stabbed my eyes out with a fork."

by Lochnivar November 14, 2009

piked in the ass

The act of having something forcefully inserted into the rectum through the membrane into the stomach ultimately resulting in death.

Ah Fred, see that bint who dumped you, she shud defo be piked in the ass that'd show 'er

by Dicky doo September 25, 2010

B Piking

To constantly want a large pike in your mouth. A large round shaft. The constant and unconditional craving for dick.

Ian: Yo dude, let's go score some women.
Ben: Nah man, I'm sort of B Piking right now. I gotta get my hands on some prime meat.

by Jesus Goldberg January 23, 2008