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by perish nerd March 11, 2021
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Swedish Periscope

A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.
Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya
by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008
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perish

To die or be destroyed, or disappear gradually
"I shall perish" (I am going to die)
by A.K. Winding January 13, 2009
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periscope depth

When a fresh a deuce is so large that it breaches the surface of the toilet bowl water, exposing the tip to air.

The toilet bowl is designed to use water to contain the terrifying smell of fecal matter. Naturally, when a load is large enough to reach periscope depth it stinks up the bathroom something terrible, requiring a courtesy flush.
"Whoa dude, did you just dump all of Bombay in this bowl? My fuckin nose is going to fall off"
"Sorry after all that built up sushi that dump reached periscope depth"
by Broham Brosef March 1, 2008
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Up Periscope!

1. The act of slowly floating upwards in a hot tub while erect or in the vernacular ,sporting a woody.

Origins: First to properly execute an up periscope one must first " blow ballast " by farting in the hot tub.

If undetected by the other occupants, preferably female, the "scope master" will raise his body until the head of his penis slowly breaks the surface. If he remains undetected he will slowly continue to push his penis farther out of the water until detected.

When detected he will yell "Down Scope" and rapidly pull his body downwards while acting as if nothing happened. If he remains undetected that means the female occupants of the hot tub are receptive or totally hammered, in either case, this often results in a "torpedo" attack after he yells UP SCOPE!

2.A mythical command often seen in WWII movies to raise the periscope. Up periscope is not used by modern submariners. The officer of the deck will inform the watch standers submarines control room the he is "Raising Number 1 ( or # 2 ) scope." at which time he will rotate the periscope ring that activates the raising / lowering mechanism.
1. Dave's penis was totaly out of the water when he yelled " Up Periscope!" "Euwwwwwww a dick!" screamed Denise.

2. "Up Periscope!" Ensign Jones commanded. The watch standers looked at each other in quizzical disbelief. Don't you mean "Raising Number 1 scope?" asked the Cheif of the Watch. " "Uh...right Cheif"...Ensign Jones demurred.
by Global Feetus April 10, 2007
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Down Periscope

The act of ripping a bongload, then downing a beer bong before exhaling the smoke. A variation on a "submarine"
Dude I'm so wasted, I just busted a Down Periscope with a fatty loader of kush and 3 silver bullets.
by Bart Mancuso February 9, 2010
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percsad

To be upset or sad because of something someone said or did on IRC or another Internet medium. On IRC, this often includes demonstratively quitting or parting a channel after getting pwnd, or alternatively flaming the pwner in incoherent and laughable ways. Can be shortened to "perc."
<pansartax> hey check out this kool image i just made in photoshop
<vaskenalle> HAHAHAHAHA that's possibly the ugliest thing i have EVER seen
<kjempetorsk> lol lens flares? lolololol are you serious? HAHAHA
<pansartax> :(
*** pansartax has quit IRC (i h8z u)
<vaskenalle> heh. perc.
by Erik G. January 21, 2004
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