by Floorduck September 24, 2023
Get the The 3 P's of Aborigines mug.did u see the guy who has a mangina! I R.O.F.L.M.A.O.S.P 'd so hard!!!! how the fuck does he have sex?
by neobomb3r April 25, 2011
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by 8648746378464444444444444444 May 11, 2020
Get the p's mug.A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot.
B. Bad poker player.
B. Bad poker player.
The player first to act went all in with pocket 2's and lost to someone that called him with pocket aces. That guy was such a U.P.S. Man. He was shipping it all day.
by Renolld Rezek April 2, 2008
Get the U.P.S. Man mug.Acronym- Secret Pocket Wank.
by s.p.w December 21, 2009
Get the s.p.w mug.Stacey Abrams got so many D.A.P.S. it knocked her teeth out of alignment, now she has to eat corn on the cob with a 1/2 bite offset to get what went through the gap!
by Gods Gift To Women December 3, 2020
Get the d.a.p.s. mug.1. a penis so small that it doesn't have the length required to generate hangage, giving the appearance that it is in a state of constant erectness.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
2. Unit of measure based on the penis size of Wilco Jancala. One A.S.P is equal to one billionth of an inch.
1) I have to wear special pants so that no one realizes that I'm sporting an a.s.p (always stiff penis).
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
2) No dude, my dick is at LEAST two asp lengths.
by Wilco Jancala November 9, 2009
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