Mitts In My Oven

To have raunchy intercourse on an impersonal basis.

Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.

Ex1: I want him to put his mitts in my oven.
Ex2: Boy, I sure wish I could put my mitts in her oven.

by Mr. Big Dick's Hot Whip April 7, 2011

dutch oven mitt

when one farts on one's hand, while it is in the shape of a cup, then places the cupped hand on another's face.

camille gave kevin a dutch oven mitt while he was sleeping, causing him to gag.

by Camille...tcc July 6, 2007

Oven camper

Another word for a Jew. Hitler baked Jews in ovens like pizzas and that’s where they get the name.

Dude: my family were Jews in the holocaust
Friend: so they were oven campers?

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

oven shagger

an oven shagger is someone (usually a boy) who has cheated on their girlfriend or treated her wrong. these people are called oven shaggers because they are so desperate for sex that they would probably shag an oven. that is not always the case though. girls can also call their boyfriends oven shaggers if the boyfriend chooses is xbox/playstation over you or doesn’t make enough effort with you. oven shaggers are usually skinny white boys who don’t know what they’re getting them self’s into when they get a girlfriend. you will usually find an oven shagger: cheating, being rude, and shagging ovens or other girls

he is such an oven shagger

by 05rachel April 15, 2020

Cheese Oven

An internal bodily cavity in which one warms their cheese

What happened?!

Just got punted in the Cheese Oven

by Snoo-Snoo June 14, 2018

Polish Oven Mitt

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”

“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”

by NaughtyKielbasa69 December 26, 2019

gas oven

hitlers star approved easy bake oven, made especially for the rebellious ones. designed and manufactured by the most perfect aryans.

"goddammit those jews keep eating my pennies" "bro just get a gas oven"

by youthinasiaa May 8, 2020