Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.

Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.

by George Palorovik January 16, 2024

Orchestra

Orchestra is a class you should never take. Most think playing an instrument helps soothe and comfort you, but it’s class that causes depression , not heal it. Especially if it’s filled with toxic people and the teacher is biased.

“Should I take orchestra?”
“No. Never.”

by Yo_mum_lana February 12, 2020

Chocolate Orchestra

When all the boys go to the bathroom together after eating taco bell, this is only possible when there are rows of stalls and the squad has major butt pee.

Zach: (at drive-through window) Thanks for the 5-layer beefy burritos
...5 minutes later
Ed: Damn, these burritos got me feeling some type of way!
Nate: Me too man, I don't feel so good
Ed: Sounds like we're going to the chocolate orchestra tonight

by HAM_THUMPER December 6, 2022

Rusty Orchestra

A sexual maneuver in which multiple people (usaully men) engage in oral stimulation of each other whilst offering a reach around, usually on a staircase. The name was coined in relation to the infamous sex act of the Rusty Trombone, as multiple Trombones make up an Orchestra.

"It was pretty awkward when my parents arrived unannounced, they came through the front door to find me tongue deep in the person in front of me, whilst I sat upon the tongue of the person behind. That was the third time this year that my mother had caught me mid Rusty Orchestra."

by VagrantFox August 31, 2018

Orgasm Orchestra

A diverse gathering of many nekkid civilians who get off together. The harmonization of their moans, groans, shrieks and squeals play to the tune of Edvard Grieg’s “Morning Mood”.

Guess what Dan! I’m a B-flat in the Orgasm Orchestra tonight!

by ElCaptain6263 February 11, 2019

Erie High School Orchestra

A group of idiots who somehow got their filthy little hands on some instruments and hey, they ain’t that bad. They’re tigs. #skotigs . Known instruments are violin, slightly bigger violin, chello and a massive box thing.

Well, EHS has choir, marching band, symphonic band, jazz bad, and the other thing... yea Erie High School orchestra.

by ehsorchestramemes May 2, 2019

Anal solo and orchestra

Anal solo is when you put a kazoo into someone’s ass and blow into it.
On the other hand anal orchestra is when you put multiple kazoos into someones ass and blow into them.

Person 1: Yo what did you do with your partner on your date?
Person 2: We went out for dinner first, but then we went back to my place and I gave them some nice anal solo and orchestra.
Person 1: Ayo y’all crazy for doing that on the first date!

by Dan >:) August 13, 2022