Donk

A humourous term used to politely describe an idoit.

Leon: I accidently tripped over as I ran to catch the bus today.
Steph: Dude, you are such a donk.

by Est1990bro September 21, 2017

Donk

Oh No!

Synonym: Fuck

WHAT THE DONK!?

by Weasle Williamses November 22, 2020

Donk

To be a juvenile.

I was a donk for 12 years, living in juvi hall like it was my home.

by Ravi February 25, 2004

donk

meaning to hit someone on the head with somthing

i donked him with a snow ball/put a donk on it

by tyty2010 January 12, 2010

Donk

A name given to only the finest and most crazy badass in the world. He must know random facts that makes him look very smart. He must be able to get wicked drunk off of twisted tea and beat the shit out of random peoples trucks. He is a man of mystery..

Ryan: "Did you know the average penis size of a white male is 6 inches..?"

Anthony: "Nope.. but you are now the new Donk."

Donk: "I'm the fucking man!"

by Antonio69s December 7, 2010

donk

A word used to define someone who is only using 1% of their tiny ass squirrel Brian

Matan you fucking donk

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

Donk

The huge guy from crocodile Dundee. Toothless, massive, childish, deep-voiced, Brutal.

Bush-guy: *holds up beer* Alright, mate?

Badguy: *surprised* Shouldn't you have a gun out here in the jungle?

Bush-guy: *Drinking beer* I dunneed a gun, mate, I got donk.

Badguy: A donk?

Bush-huy: Yeah, a donk!

Badguy: *thinking "what's a donk"?*

Donk: A DONKKKK!! *throws badguy in the air*

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004