Finger-Globbing

When your constipated so you stick your whole hand up your ass and feel around for chunks to open up some poop & fart flow.

I was so drunk at that party the other day. The whole party of 60 people all joined me in a big finger-globbing sesh in the woods

by CloudSmoke April 12, 2015

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Chooba La Chum Glob

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.

Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."

by chumglobharold March 19, 2024

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Glob

Glob doesn't usually have a meaning but it can be used whenever. Its usually for funny sillies

Glorp is usually used for a word like "Oh my glob!!" or "On glob!!"

by Irisal March 4, 2023

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Glob

It good

Glob good

by The glob fools October 7, 2020

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Glob drop

A soggy turd that comes out in separate drops, sounding like a large water droplet.

Jeez man, my glob drop caused a tsunami in the toilet.

by HITNOKAT August 12, 2015

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by AnonymousGayLord1234 December 26, 2020

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