the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut May 20, 2024

Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.
by NopityNopelstein March 29, 2021

Did you hear Billy’s going to prison? Yeah man, he’ll be getting that Omaha Lobster before he knows it.
by Hampster66 January 21, 2020

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by Reschreiter1311 September 18, 2019

When you have been bamboozled, usually happens during a poker game but is not limited to poker games. Someone who has been deceived so well that they don’t realize it until someone else points it out or until a long time has passed.
by mudd1 December 31, 2021
