Angry old lady

Judy

Judy is just a angry old lady

by Themango2 February 13, 2022

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 February 16, 2018

Old Lady Pizza boxing

Agreeing with someone just to be nice when you don’t really mean it.

As in you meet an old lady on the beach and she asks if she helped hold the door while you carry in pizza boxes and you agree even though you haven’t had pizza in a month.

Are you Old Lady Pizza Boxing me?

by Jdubsyoyo4 June 18, 2020

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Old but young lady

People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people

this one weird person I know who’s name starts with a D is a old but young lady

by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022