data orienteering

The process of exploring a data file handed to you without any form of guidance except for a nebulous statement about what you are supposed to do with it - no record layout, no data map, no indication of which columns are relevant to the task at hand. The completeness of the task specification follows the inverse specificity law - the more complex the data and the important the task the less information you are given.

Theary: Hey Bernie. could you extract the customers' discount rates from this file? It's XML so you should just be able to read it off.
Bernie: Sure thing, it it will take some serious data orienteering.
Theary: Okay, I'll let the client know.

by Terrible Tadpole June 3, 2010

mental for oriental

when someone is crazy for Asian people.

person 1 - "I only like Asian woman."
person 2 - "You’re mental for oriental."

by Justin R.😉 July 29, 2013

Oriental Potsticker

The resultant shit you take arising from a bad Asian meal. This shit is defined by a forceful power-dump of such intensity that there is fecal matter stuck to the bottom of the bowl, and no amount of flushing will free those bits of digested cat meat from the porcelain.

"Damn dude, that sushi we ate yesterday from the gas station must have been bad. I madehella crazy oriental potstickers at work."

by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020

leyton orient

Poor, half-assed attempt.

That shot was typical fucking leyton orient.

by w_f_B March 16, 2004

Angry Oriental

When you cum across both of a girls eyes and she gets made and uses both hands to wipe the cum off and stretches her eyes like a oriental person

Dude last night i gave Becky the Angry Oriental and she got pissed off

by MyFullName September 20, 2009

aiken-oriented

anything directly related to, referring to, hinting at, or carrying the essence and brilliance of clay aiken.

jan spends hours every night surfing the web for AIKEN-ORIENTED websites and photographs. she obsesses over buying every magazine that is the slightest bit AIKEN-ORIENTED, even if it only remotely states his name in reference! during creative writing class, jan prides herself in writing lengthy conceits only about AIKEN-ORIENTED lusts and dreams.

by the clayluvers... jonah and jenn April 9, 2004

Pearl of the Orient

Asia's Pearl of the Orient is the Philippines.

The Pearl of the Orient holds the best looking folk in the Orient. Want proof Google this PHILIPPINES: THE PEARL OF THE ORIENT

by Starbuck Drinker January 4, 2009