OMFG NOOB!

When a noob repeatedly uses a cheap tactic, or keeps doing something stupid over and over after being told to stop a million times, you say OMFG NOOB!

-Example 1-

Noob: "l4wlz 1 g0t h34d$h0t!!!~~~ 1m 1337!!!!!!!~~~~~

Guy: "Shut up noob."

Noob: "1 c4n t0k 1f 1 w4nt 2!~~~ lololololololololololololol

Guy: "Dude would you please shut the hell up?"

Noob: "~~lololololololololol~~~ rotfl ~lol!!!!!!!!!! 1337~~~"

Noob: "suiehgo9yew54ighskjhe; gaie4ytivhgpuhgp947g"

Noob: "lololololol lvsdo9ty3wo97yt873y7thg b8tgb!!!~"

Guy: OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Example 2-

*Noob uses a cheap tactic*

Guy: "Please dont do that."

Noob: "$tfu n008 1 k1(k ur @$$ m0th3r fuck3r!!!~~~"
*Noob does it again*

Guy: "Dude just stop!"

*Noob does it again*

Guy: "STOP!"

Noob: "fu(k u! u ju$ je410u$ cus 1m 1337!!~~~~
*Noob does it again*

Multiple people: "OMFG NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by DUH_ June 30, 2009

omfgwtfchucknorris

Webster defines it as an expression used in disbelief.

(Some random dude loses a "sure" victory in Halo)

Random dude: OMFGWTFCHUCKNORRIS

by Juiced January 13, 2007

omfgesad

Its a simple acronym for Oh My Fucking God Eat Shit And Die.

Can be used anywhere, I.E. in IRC, just say "OMFGESAD"!

by Luke Morton February 24, 2007

OMFGH

OH MY FUGGING GAWD HENRY

OMFGH WHAT DID YOU DO?
(OH MY FUGGING GAWD HENRY IS THE BEST!)

by iamthebossofyou August 13, 2009

OMFV

Variant of omfg which stands for "Oh my fucking vagina." A new, wholly secular variant of the original, it is yet another indicator of vagina being used for non-sexual, non-political purposes. Instead, it is merely unintentionally funny as a product of its unusual placement in a common, even overused, internet exclamation.

"OMFV she is retarded!"

"OMFV, can you believe he gave us two problem sets in two days?"

by Harvey Vagina Tucker December 26, 2008

OMFGWTFBBQ

Oh my fucking god what the fuck barbecue. Self explanatory.

uBERPwnr:zomg
HAxOR34: omfgwtfbbq!

by PaNchoVi11a April 14, 2007

OMFGWTFBBQROFLMAOh4X0RYZ

Written in shock, usually in an online FPS - where someone gets sniped, and think the sniper has hacked. When broken up, it looks like this:

OMFG - WTF - BBQ - ROFL - MAO - h4X0RYZ

Which actually means:

Oh my fucking god - What the fuck? - Barbeque - Rolling on the floor laughing (my ass off) - Hacker!

'Normal player' has sniped '3-sPaCe~~MaRiNeSs3'

'3-sPaCe~~MaRiNeSs3' says: OMFGWTFBBQROFLMAOh4X0RYZ
'Normal player' says: Dick.

by JKdap November 9, 2009