OMFV 

Variant of omfg which stands for "Oh my fucking vagina." A new, wholly secular variant of the original, it is yet another indicator of vagina being used for non-sexual, non-political purposes. Instead, it is merely unintentionally funny as a product of its unusual placement in a common, even overused, internet exclamation.

"OMFV she is retarded!"

"OMFV, can you believe he gave us two problem sets in two days?"

OMFV by Harvey Vagina Tucker December 26, 2008

omfv 

Variant of omfg; the V stands for Vick because he's the greatest.

"OMFV did you see Mike Vick make that defensive stop?"

or

"OMFV she's hot, you should go talk to her"

omfv by score April 29, 2004