Neapolitan Meatball

the act of serving someone a plate of spaghetti accompanied by a blowjob

Fred: what’re you doing tonight? wanna catch the game?
Stanley: ahh no can do, Freddy. Belinda said a Neapolitan Meatball is on the menu tonight.
Fred: you’re a lucky, lucky man, Stan

by Hhh Bologne December 30, 2025

Neapolitan Meatball

the act of serving someone a plate of spaghetti accompanied by a blowjob

Fred: whatcha doin’ tonight? wanna catch the game?
Stanley: ahh no can do Freddy, Belinda said a Neapolitan Meatball is on the menu tonight
Fred: you’re a lucky, lucky man, Stan

by Hhh Bologne December 30, 2025

Kentucky Neapolitan

When you stick your penis in a girl's butthole and also put your balls in her vagina while she is on her period

"Nick gave her a good Kentucky Neapolitan last night! He didn't even shower after."

by NicTheGreat69 February 22, 2017

East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.

John gave Jane the ol' East Lansing Neapolitan last night.

by TaintStain May 8, 2008

Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.

After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert

by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008

The Neapolitan

The act of a man having sex with three women at the same time, while one of each of the women has blonde, brunette, or red hair. The blonde may be replaced with a geriatric white-haired woman as well. The involvement of a black girl instead of a brunette is a Dirty Neapolitan.

The wife was hesitant for me to bring in another brunette for a threesome, so we went with a blonde and a redhead and I executed The Neapolitan.

by Chicago Joey Biscuits April 20, 2012

Dirty Neapolitan

When a man scoops ice cream, inserts it in the woman's anus, and proceeds to have anal, but when finished, the man pulls out, and the woman licks the ice cream off his man-cone.

When Nick said he'd serve me a Dirty Neapolitan, it was an offer I couldn't refuse.

by BandanaBandit June 15, 2016