Neapolitan

When a man has sex with a girl while she's on her period, cums inside of her and then takes a spoon of her shit and mixes it with the previous concoction to form a Neapolitan and then he eats it out of her pussy.

Man 1: Yo, I heard my buddy Eric gave Jessica a Neapolitan the other day!
Man 2: Holy shit, that's so hot! I gave one to my girlfriend lest week!

by YourMomsMemeWhore August 16, 2022

neapolitan

A mixture of ecstasy (pink), heroin (brown), and cocaine (white) in a single line designed to fuck the brains out of any individual brave or stupid enough to undergo such an endeavor.

Named after its resemblance to the famous ice-cream flavor.

A: Yo bro, down to get fucked tonight?
B: Yeah, I'm thinking of bumping a neapolitan.

A: Holy fuck fam!

by inundated March 25, 2018

Neapolitan

When you wipe your ass and there is shit and blood on the toilet paper.

“After I took a massive shit, I went to wipe my ass and found I was holding a Neapolitan.”

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

Neapolitan Silly Straw

Using a long, Seuss-like straw that connects from your mouth to your asshole to suck the "results" of rough anal sex from your anus. The compartmentalized layers or white (semen) pink (blood mixed with semen) and brown (poop) resembling the popular ice cream combination.

For some reason, every time I perform a Neapolitan Silly Straw I hear Benny Hill playing in my head. Do you also hear it, Christoph?

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

Neapolitan blunt

A blunt rolled with a vanilla, a chocolate and a strawberry blunt, all rolled together in one long blunt.

For large groups I like to roll Neapolitan blunts. They hold more and taste better.

by LucidInterface March 14, 2011

Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream

Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.

by BigBawwls March 6, 2011

Neapolitan Ice Cream

When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.

Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream

by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019