Noop

The act of pooping with no clothes on, I.E nude pooping. Usually before a shower.

I'll be ready in an hour, gotta drop a noop real quick.

by Dr. Chocolatey January 7, 2014

Flag

Get the Noop mug.

Noop

The balls that form on your sweater after washing it when the instructions say dry clean only.

I can't wear this! Look at all the noop there is now! I shouldn't have washed it.

Look who cares if there is noop on your sweater? It is the cool look these days dude.

I just spent 20 minutes cutting the noop off my sweater and now the yarn is unraveling. Just like my life!

by Eiger April 14, 2010

Flag

Get the Noop mug.

Noops

The reverse of a 'spoon' cuddle, when you touched bums rather than the traditional 'spoon' cuddle

Let's have a noops before we go to sleep...

by NP99 February 15, 2022

Flag

Get the Noops mug.

poon or noop

'poonornoop' is a game in which two or more people observe passers by or discuss mutual acquaintances and debate whether they would have sex with that person or not. 'Poon' and 'Noop' are codewords for 'yes' and 'no'. This is so that if the subject being judged is nearby they will not know they are being talked about. There are two levels to poonornoop, an 'honest' or 'genuine' poon, or a hypothetical (also known as a 'Narnia') poon (meaning you would not have sex with them in this reality but possibly some other dimension).

Jordan: Hey poon or noop chubby blonde chick at the coffee bar?

Danny: noop

Jordan: Are you serious? no way, that's a poon in my book.
Danny: Okay Narnia poon

by Laslo Scott November 30, 2013

Flag

Get the poon or noop mug.

Noop

A fuzzy magestic lizard-like animal with bony hands and huge creepy eyes. They come in red, blue, and green only. They're extremely ugly, despite their cute name.

Dudeeeee, look at that disgusting noop!

by nOOPLOVER69 March 21, 2011

Flag