by kankei October 11, 2022
Get the national wasted my time day mug.A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.
Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”
“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025
Get the swear to my days mug.An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.
“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”
“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”
“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”
“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”
“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”
by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025
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