A person with the name matt, but trying to make it less common. At the same time rhymes with fattso.
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Get the Motastic mug.Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
by Neezplz January 9, 2010
Get the Mittsturbate mug.Term (usu. slightly derogatory) for a person of African-American descent. Stems from back in the day of plantations where slaves used to ask their masters, "Mo' tea, suh?"
by DepotTrivia January 26, 2009
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Get the keep your mitts off mug.An extreme sexual gearhead or motorhead who finds some aspect of internal combustion or vehicles erotic.
People turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.
People turned on by humping motorcycles, the shape of car bodies, the sound, smell or look of exhaust.
Look at that motosexual, reving and humping his dirtbike and turning around to look at the smoke!
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Yeah, that motosexual, ever since he put a cam in his chevelle, he has been driving around with a woodie!
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Yeah, that motosexual, ever since he put a cam in his chevelle, he has been driving around with a woodie!
by Pufnblu4u January 26, 2005
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Like growler, it's a dirty old matted jungle of a thing.
Like growler, it's a dirty old matted jungle of a thing.
by gogo April 28, 2004
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