mother

really, the only person that will ever love you

every day should be mother's day, i love you mom

by mummysgirl July 6, 2011

mother

an annoying little creature set out to embarrass us all

Oh shit my mom is subbing my class!

by kim March 4, 2004

mother

Over-used. Not funny. Quit saying it. Goes along with "your mom" jokes. Those are ridiulous too.

Word to your mother!

by Roxanne November 6, 2004

motherment

The rules, laws, and systematic workings of mothers. Comes from mother and government.

"So can you go to the concert?"
"No, the motherment made it illegal."

by Taylor R September 26, 2005

mother

The woman whose tits you once sucked on and loved it.

Got milk? Got mother

by rascal fumed row March 4, 2009

mother

It's something that is so big it broke the stairway to heaven and got sent back to earth and so god tried to make it into her own planet but she was too big that the flash died running not even halfway around her. She is so fat she crushed god himself.

person 1: Your mom is so fat when she goes to the movie theater she sits next to everyone.

person 2: Yes, agreed

Your mother is something that is fatter than anything in the world

by Urban_Dictionary1010 December 12, 2022

Motherism

Those strange things your mother says or does that makes you feel incredibly awkward in a situation. Sometimes just putting on an accent that they do not normally have. This can also include dancing or singing in public

*elevator music comes on*
Mom: Hunny, lets dance!!!
Kid: Mom, please control your Motherisms.

by ebersnew4 July 30, 2011