Motard

A piece of poop with a hair on it

He left a motard on the toilet seat, it was fucking disgusting.

by Jeffery Bicycle June 5, 2019

Motard

Somebody who drives a muscle car in an obnoxious and/or illegal fashion. Derived from mopar and retard.

I got pulled over for driving my Challenger like a motard.

by Klaipeda February 11, 2023

motard

1. Someone who uses one of those motorised scooters to get around west end in Brisbane.

Dave you're a complete motard and you have a carp goatee.

by rybs May 24, 2005