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Good morning, god bless

The act of drink coffee while taking a shit. Some people will have breakfast while preforming a Good morning, god bless It normally take place in the mornings. It is more common the you think but Ethan Klein brought the term to mainstream.
"I should make coffee and breakfast. Maybe it's a Good morning, god bless day today.
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Good Morning America

At an all male sleepover, whoever falls asleep first gets jerked off and then smacked in the face with the offending splooge covered hand... slapper must shout, "Good Morning America!" upon delivery of slap.
Bobby called his mom crying to pick him up from the sleepover after Johnny gave him the Good Morning America.
by JYeezie March 30, 2010
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When a guy fiddles with your boobs like it's a radio.
Joyce: Ok, you want the whole truth? We kissed, there was a little tongue, and maybe a few seconds of over the sweater good morning tokyo.
by nekoparc5 November 10, 2014
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good morning god bless

When you take a shit in the morning while eating breakfast and drinking a coffe
Tom you’ve been in the bathroom for a while

Mom I’m doing a good morning god bless
by Bullybilly30 May 23, 2018
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Good morning bad news

Left wing socialist propaganda news outlet that is hell bent on destroying anything remotely close to traditional American values while supporting weak crybaby political ideas.
“Hey man did you see what ‘Good Morning Bad news’ just posted?” “No, I just watched ‘Now this’ and I’m brain-dead enough already.
by Ronaldsraygun March 27, 2023
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