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Mountain Dew icee 

An icee, usually purchased from a local racetrack or 7/11, flavored with the popular soda, Mountain Dew. It is made in the traditional style, using the large mixing machines and Mountain Dew Additive. Popular drink among teenagers, stoners, and specifically, people in Southern Louisiana.
Hey Taylor, let's head over to racetrack and pick up a delicious Mountain Dew Icee!
Mountain Dew icee by J Durr February 28, 2007
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Mountain Dew Voltage

Simply put, it is the concentrated necter of gods balls. One taste will send you into a coma due to its sheer amazingness.
What the hell is wrong with that guy?
He is in a coma....he just had Mountain Dew Voltage for the first time....

Mountain Dew People

The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.

You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.
I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.

Mountain Dew makeout 

when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.

mountain dew cum 

a guy who pisses while he cums because of a rare disorder
"bob has mountain dew cum so i wouldnt fuck him"
mountain dew cum by dikhed September 12, 2009

mountain dew pitch black 

nectar of the gods, tastes so good
man this new mountain dew is only out to halloween that sux the wang chung
mountain dew pitch black by weedboy September 22, 2004