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Mister Q

God of pie and all things pie related, as depicted in the Book of Pie.
Mister Q, the giver of pies.
Mister Q brings us pies.
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krispy mister

doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be sure to bring the shit to a nice crisp. After you’ve cumed, take the shit and place it into the sock Then send it to the SOA (Sexual Organization of America) for verification that it is in fact a Krispy Mister.
Dude, I just did a Krispy Mister with this chick, now I have an odd number of socks.
by toll February 7, 2007
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mister-sister

Someone of the male species, that wants and or appears to look like a female.A male that is very feminine, also known as a "shemale"
by Nicki November 10, 2003
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Mister Nobody

Someone who usually shows up when I am drunk. He makes my life miserable.
"Who came home and pissed all over the floor?"
"Mister Nobody did."
"Well, who shit in the sink?"
"Mister Nobody did that too."
by TUDE September 9, 2008
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Mister Whippy

Coiling a long and meaty turd around a crapper resulting in a stool resembling your favourite ice cream
by The Coil Meister September 28, 2010
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Mister Blister

A nickname you would call a male parent or guardian to annoy them or for fun during an event.

This name can be used to make fun of that person or just because you feel like it.
Scenario 1:
Shelby: "You really suck at this, Mister Blister!"

Male parent/guardian: "would you stop annoying me!"

Scenario 2:

Shelby: "Hey Mister Blister, how's it going?"
Male parent/guardian: "Good, thanks."
by couch-lady March 28, 2022
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mister boobsey

another word for your peen. girls will only go out with you if you call it this.
Sarah: omg do you have a boner right now...
kyle: mister boobsey is excited to see you.
by suckthesetatas March 22, 2019
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