Mike is a guy who love and care about others. He put others feelings before his own. He is a man who loves his wife dearly and can do anything just to make her happy. He is the real man.
by Adenike July 21, 2019
Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
by Dad..... January 09, 2008
by leenieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 23, 2010
by purplepangolin May 17, 2007
Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.
"He is my future," she said, for Mike is a Mike. And a Mike is what somebody would call perfection in it's purest and rarest way.
by Reality's blood December 05, 2016
by TheOtterOfLyfe July 29, 2017
This specimen is the hottest guy you will ever meet. In his own words, he can pick up any chick he wants. He has a jawline that can cut paper. He drives only the coolest of cars (it's worth $50,000 bro!!). He's in only the coolest of fraternities (not Sigma Chi cause that's gei). This mans can chuck only the fattest of clouds. Many consider him to be the grand master wizard of the Vape Nation. The sexy a$$, confident frat boy is all you need to fulfill your dreams (unless, of course, you are not trying to be in an abusive relationship). He will buy you anything you want (cause his dad is rich (and oh yeah, he is worth $2.7 million)). He is very mindful of personal boundaries and will respect woman cause that is what he is good at. (PS - sucks toes if you ask)
Matt: "Dude, maybe she wasn't into you."
Mike: "That's not possible. I literally did nothing wrong! I was the perfect boyfriend. Like, I am so sexy and rich and smart. I literally could get any girl I want. But I chose Her. She should be fucking greatful"
Matt: "Yeah man. You are so right. I don't know what I was thinking. You are the greatest person I have ever met and I am so glad to be able to know a man that is caring as you are."
Mike: "That's not possible. I literally did nothing wrong! I was the perfect boyfriend. Like, I am so sexy and rich and smart. I literally could get any girl I want. But I chose Her. She should be fucking greatful"
Matt: "Yeah man. You are so right. I don't know what I was thinking. You are the greatest person I have ever met and I am so glad to be able to know a man that is caring as you are."
by i swear im not gei April 09, 2019