Merch

To bet on something, to make something sound serious, and / or “I’m being serious”

“Damn, she told me she was about to come through.”
“Bro merch!!!! No way, she really coming through?”
“Yeah bro, on my mama I’m finna let you know.”

by ozar788 January 9, 2022

dp merch

very kool kid bit bald tho nice wig but like yeah

omg dp merch is my favorite snapchatter!

by lolzlovingham August 23, 2021

Merch

Merch means like "On god?" or like "Frl??" or like when you can prove something happened

"Merch you js got a new car!"
"I js got into a fight i can merch it cus i got a vid"
"Merch you js lost ur virginity"

by anonymous April 25, 2022

Reezy Merch

Wearing Reezy merch makes you 16% more attractive

A Reezy says"Im wearing reezy merch!!" courtreezy says "PRETTYYY now your 16% more attractive!!"

by R3EEZY March 19, 2024

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025

reroll merch

dope clothes you'd wear if you wanted to show off your support for the upcoming roblox game "reroll," and can be bought through the official Mistware Interactive group

"can ping?"

"ys
be foirmnal
be formal"

"how formal"

"Hey guys!

I've dropped new reroll merch."

by cripdk January 18, 2021

It's merch on

To swear on;
To put on ones grave;
To swear on ones grave;

{"~It's merch on~"}(Bro i swear on my brothers grave "it's merch on" lARRY hOVER 100.)

by James Chris Smith January 25, 2021