football medals

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses

i collect football medals

by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003

Silver medal

YOU LOST HOE

SEE I WON GOLD YOU LOST U GET THE SILVER MEDAL HOE BAG

by #woendjd August 13, 2018

Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?

Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Bronze Medal Sex

When you come third.

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

brown medal

Accolade awarded to the potter of the brown.

By the power vested in me, in the name of all bottomists I award you the much coveted brown medal.
Arise, my ass bandit, in the name of all that is good.

by jurnt September 6, 2025

Olympic medal

A intercourse move when the women lays on the bed with her legs wide open and the man steps steps back a few feet and runs towards her and jumps and does a backside supplex and if done right his penis should land in the womens vagina.

Aye bruh i heard your girl earned her Olympic medal.

by Maxter1919 July 24, 2015

Presidential Medal of Freedom

An award bestowed by the president of the United States to recognize people who have made "an especially meritorious contribution to the security or national interests of the United States, world peace, cultural or other significant public or private endeavors". The Presidential Medal of Freedom and the Congressional Gold Medal are the highest civilian awards of the United States. The award is not limited to U.S. citizens and, while it is a civilian award, it can also be awarded to military personnel and worn on the uniform. It was established in 1963 by President John F. Kennedy, superseding the Medal of Freedom that was established by President Harry S. Truman in 1945 to honor civilian service during World War II.

In the picture below, Vice President Joe Biden earned the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2017 with distinction.

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 11, 2020