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Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.
Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023
mugGet the Gold medal Michael Lorenzenmug.

Want a medal?

A sarcastic way of telling someone to get over it and stop seeking validation for doing something nobody asked you to do in the place, especially if they're going to be an asshole about it.
Entitled: Ayo, I did this for you. YOU'RE WELCOME!

ME: Want a medal?

Entitled: PLEASE!
by Vaultlover90 July 20, 2025
mugGet the Want a medal?mug.

Grade 12 medal

The medal received by any grade 12 guy who bangs 12 girls in his final year of high school.
Bro I just bagged my 12th dirty and received my grade 12 medal
by Cheese daddy1 September 4, 2022
mugGet the Grade 12 medalmug.

Bronze Medal Sex

After meeting up with those Belarusian Olympic Divers we went back to my hotel room and had Bronze Medal sex.
by ApricotFields June 7, 2019
mugGet the Bronze Medal Sexmug.

Ho medal

A reward or consequence used by fantasy footballers to describe one who sucks.
In response to Trevor's sarcastic imbruglia wherein he involved Bryson, Carmen, and several of the Mikes, Bryson retorted, "medals are for losers and whores anyways." -Paul cited this ho medal reference.
by Your Fantasy President September 8, 2023
mugGet the Ho medalmug.

Gold medals

If the women's team has won 4 gold medals... And the bestbthe MEN'S TEAM has every placed is 3rd... How are they not doing a better job?
Hym "Conservatives are celebrating the loss of the AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER TEAM because one of the team members is an ideological dissident... But you know what they HAVE NEVER CELEBRATED EVEN ONCE? The US men's team winning any Gold medals! How many do the women have? 4!? And you can't even win once!? The only way the US men's team will ever win a gold medal is if they slap on some purple wigs and play as women."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
mugGet the Gold medalsmug.

bronze medal

When someone constantly love puffs in their underwear and the long brown stain that it unavoidably produces
Must have a bronze medal in there the amount he’s farted
by BungalowD December 27, 2020
mugGet the bronze medalmug.

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