Dirty meatloaf

When someone shits in class and it burns your nose

“Ah fuck, Jacob shit his pants and it smells like dirty meatloaf”

by 69jacob69gay69 November 15, 2018

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva are saggy and resemble meatloaf

Bitch had a huge meatloaf curtain!

by Heather Coffery February 24, 2009

Manly Meatloaf

Shitting on someone's chest, then cutting it in slices with your hand.

Josh gave Brock a manly meatloaf last night!!

by ToeSucker69 May 17, 2016

Meatloaf Sandwich

Taking a dump while getting eaten out and refraining from stopping

While my boyfriend was eating my meat I dropped a loaf in his mouth and he swallowed it! Hence a Meatloaf Sandwich

by Dragula1297 December 12, 2012

kegel meatloaf

When a female’s kegel muscles are so strong, that anything inserted into her vagina comes out the same shape as the inside of her vagina.

After an intense masturbation session, Jayne’s favorite dildo came out looking like a kegel meatloaf.

by WoodenHeart May 22, 2023

having a meatloaf

alex.

“what does having a meatloaf mean?”
“oh it’s just alex!”

by alex_big_fan September 11, 2021

Despair Meatloaf

A loaf of bread not made of actual bread but from the meat of orphans and their tears. Their sadness will forever remain in their hellish meat afterlife just like it did in reality.

I gave my ex girlfriend some despair meatloaf. She deserved it. She was a bitch.

by MotherfuckingMegaSassyHonk!!!! October 14, 2016