meatloaf time

while have anal sex shit on your hand make sure it is the hard shit then just slap it into your partners mouth and say meatloaf time!!

im upset I had meatloaf time last night with Ben

by Sosa69 February 4, 2008

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva are saggy and resemble meatloaf

Bitch had a huge meatloaf curtain!

by Heather Coffery February 24, 2009

Manly Meatloaf

Shitting on someone's chest, then cutting it in slices with your hand.

Josh gave Brock a manly meatloaf last night!!

by ToeSucker69 May 17, 2016

Meatloaf Sandwich

Taking a dump while getting eaten out and refraining from stopping

While my boyfriend was eating my meat I dropped a loaf in his mouth and he swallowed it! Hence a Meatloaf Sandwich

by Dragula1297 December 12, 2012

Texas Meatloaf

Yummy munchy big meat good enough to eat and munch on.

Oh yeah, I'm gonna eat your juicy Texas Meatloaf.

by ChineseNewYearHole April 26, 2017

kegel meatloaf

When a female’s kegel muscles are so strong, that anything inserted into her vagina comes out the same shape as the inside of her vagina.

After an intense masturbation session, Jayne’s favorite dildo came out looking like a kegel meatloaf.

by WoodenHeart May 22, 2023

Despair Meatloaf

A loaf of bread not made of actual bread but from the meat of orphans and their tears. Their sadness will forever remain in their hellish meat afterlife just like it did in reality.

I gave my ex girlfriend some despair meatloaf. She deserved it. She was a bitch.

by MotherfuckingMegaSassyHonk!!!! October 14, 2016