Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.

My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!

by GKG1214 February 3, 2020

bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)

"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"

by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 24, 2021

meter burn

Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.

*Man does 500kg deadlift

Bro in the gym: Meter burn!

by Super Astronaut August 16, 2017

Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.

Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.

by Penis meter July 11, 2018

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius

Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches

by John wayne March 8, 2016

Meter Reader

An Bridger with a meter long knob, Essex accent and a great grid (good set of teeth).

"I have just had The Meter Reader on the Phone. He's instructing legals and the valuation. I am not sure if he is Essex but his accent suggests he is not from the premier London postcodes like SW15 - Putney"

by BomberBroker March 9, 2023