May 31st

the day when the sexiest person alive (who's name starts with an 'A') was born <3

Hey, their birthday is on May 31st, they must be super sexc.

by shutuppleaseayeothabkyiu May 5, 2021

may 31, 2021

national phillipa soo day where we celebrate the life of our A M A Z I N G precious cinnamon roll!!

it’s phillipa soos birthday so we must celebrate her, national phillipa soo day may 31, 2021

by helmet January 9, 2021

May 30th

National be nice to moss day

"Its May 30th Lets all do something for moss"

by Potaxxium May 29, 2021

may 30

a gay person was born on this day

"i was born on may 30"
"oh so you´re gay?"

by yourmommx May 27, 2022

May 31

National grab and smack ass day 😉

Guy: Do you know what May 31 is?
Girl: No what is it
Guy: *Slaps girls ass* It’s grab/slap ass day

by Naughtdays May 30, 2019

May 30

National gopher revolution day

Newscaster- omg the gophers are riding up. May 30 shall be known as national gopher revolution

Jayson tuttle- told ya so

by dr._dank_noodles May 29, 2019

May 30

National Swear day

Kid: fuck, bitch, motherfucker, shit!
Parent: Shut up! why are you swearing sm!
kid: because it’s May 30! National Swear day ofc!🙄🖕🏽

by AndreaSheeessh May 30, 2021