Maxwell

A tiny sardine whos natural habitat is Mrs. Whitley's office. He also happens to be in love with Sydney and Emma.

Connor:hey Sardine want to cududdle
Maxwell:of course babe

by Im dating ur dad May 18, 2022

The Maxwell Smart

To 86 anything or anybody in life.

I'm gonna give my girlfriend 'The Maxwell Smart' if she doesn't start giving up the brown hole more often.

by what&where January 31, 2010

Maxwell

Maxwell's are a special species of stupid. They are always Gay.

Maxwell's is an idiot

by Trump is cool November 5, 2019

The Maxwell

Two parts patron tequila and one part red bull (or the energy drink the bar is affiliated with) on the rocks and enjoy.

Patron: Excuse me barkeeper, my fellows and I shall have The Maxwell please.

Barkeeper: what I fine choice there sir. You must be out tonight to fuck shit up.

Patrons: why yes we are.

by Maxwell FSU June 8, 2013

Maxwell

Someone who lies a lot especially about cars and insurance they are good at this but always have that one person who is also in on the lie and usually the person who he looks up to as a role model.

Maxwell: “don’t have insurance anymore”

by Gazza bazza wazza May 9, 2019

Maxwell

Maxwell is short, dumb, and unathletic. He's really fucking hot and gets all the ladies. He lost his virginity at age 9 to the hottest chick in school, the math teacher. He has 3 hoes, gets all F's in school, and is always the worst player on sports teams. He's puny as fuck, wears glasses, and his dad and mom are successful. But they beat him with a hammer whenever he gets in trouble. His mom smokes crack, and his dad is 7 years sober.

Person A: Maxwell is hot
Person B: Slay

by DisBoiEpic September 12, 2022

maxmillian

The coolest dude in all the lands.

Dude your the maxmillian of this school.

by San45 January 29, 2017