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matilda

heheheheehehehehehehehhe matilda is so sigmaaaaaaaaa
by Short Fuck Bailey August 3, 2025
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Matilda Sexual

A type of sexuality where someone is attracted to someone called Matilda
Person 1: Did you see Matilda today
A Matilda Sexual: Yeah she was looking fine
by Truther_. November 23, 2021
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Matilda

Matilda is an incredibly talented, extremely intelligent and unique woman. She loves dark humour but will brighten anyone's day with her optimistic attitude. She's exceptional in and out of bed. She is quite quiet and rather shy, stubborn, forward-thinking and, mysterious while being incredibly hot and sexy. All round, she is the perfect woman. Her broad accent, and her adventurous attitude and flirtatious demeanour will make anyone's heart melt in an instant.
Damn who's that gorgeous woman?

That must be Matilda!
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Matilda

Matilda's are generally best people to ever exist in every aspect. She eats only pineapple and drinks only milk. This bright eyed goddess is truly heaven sent. She is more intelligent than every person in the room, even those who are much older than her and especially those who think they are more clever than her. Be aware sometimes she bites but most of the time she is an angel. Not only is she an angel by heart but she looks like one too. Don’t let her striking beauty fool you of her brains. She is like a silly combination between a unicorn and a fish. Magical and mysterious but still fishy. She makes a great dinner! :P (And breakfast)

If you come across a Matilda don’t be afraid to pour some sauce on her. She will enjoy it! Also make sure to untie her shoes.
That person is fabulous, she must be a Matilda
by Jesus’s and god March 22, 2019
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Matilda Janković

The absolute best and hottest human being to have ever existed in the known universe.
Person 1:Hey i feel cool and hot vibes.
Person 2:Oh Matilda Janković must be around!!
by Uhhh...def not kikirx... December 18, 2020
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the matilda character

when the main character of a show/movie is treated like shit and just takes the pain till they breakdown in tears
Nadine in “the edge of seventeen” is the matilda character
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Matilda

Matilda is a cute loving Girlfriend to Jordan. Matilda is always nice and caring to everyone, mostly Jordan. Jordan always feels special when he gets hugs from her. Xx
There is matilda go ask for cuddles
by Jordan 😎 November 22, 2021
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