Mathias

Mathias is an angel, a stoner, a soccer player, a comedian and a fucking chef with a stomach big as his heart. He plays soccer as good as Messi. He loves River Plate more than his girlfrend but no as much as his cats. He has more friends than hairs. Everybody loves him, he has the coolest vibes and brings joy to everyone around. We love Mathias.

Look at mathias, he plays soccer as messi, he must be his son
Look at mathias, he wants to kill a bostero

by Ahhhnosé November 23, 2021

Saint Mathias Elementary School

Shit hole school with a perverted tech teacher that is falling apart.

Damn that sucks you went to Saint Mathias Elementary School

by Snacklebox February 14, 2023

Mathias

Mathias is a Word that can mean many things, big dick, handsome, pulling bitches, super talented and have a ripped body

If u tell someone you are such a Mathias that mean they think you are perfect

by Matti123321 October 9, 2018

Mathias

Mathias is a classic guy wearing suits all the time he is very awesome and he loves everyone like everyone loves him he is hot and if you meet then ask him out. He is a real Dane and a he is a very good dancer.

Wow he is a good Mathias

by totally not Mathias December 18, 2018

Mathias

if you have this name everyone loves you
(You dont get any bitches tho)

mathias: h
you: i love youuuu

by Babrup August 24, 2022

Mathias

A guy who likes playing Dinkum and Royal Crumble

Mathias: Do you have Dinkum?

by jaboobies September 9, 2022

Mathias

Aggressive slide tackling motherfucker. Can hurt your collarbone. You should stay away from his balls.

Fuck me he destroyed me like a Mathias

by Cokpleaser October 7, 2022