Massachusetts Sleigh Ride

A sexual position not found in the Kama Sutra which consists of 1 whale, a harpoon and an unusually large amount of oil.

Mr Weinstein: Does anybody know what a Massachusetts Sleigh Ride is?

by FyoCuK September 28, 2010

Somerset Massachusetts

The shitiest town you have ever been to, if I had to rate it on yelp I would give it -5 stars. The people are fake, snobby, and close minded. There is no diversity or jobs. Everyone pretends to be rich but they are poor and live in McMansions. It is seemingly forever aways from everything like Boston and providence. The town architecture is amazing though, with glorious cooling towers and beautiful abandon power plants. 1/2 the houses overlook the highway and the school system sucks as much as the polluted river the town sits next to and praises. I learned nothing in the school system because I was put into sped classes because there was no more room in the high level classes because 1/2 the kids parents call into the school to get their kids into higher classes, but I just call those kids “call in’s”. If you are stuck in this shitty town like I was I recommend applying for diman or Bristol Aggie.

Hey have you been to Somerset Massachusetts because I heard it’s real shitty.

by Hooooooolaamigooooooo February 25, 2019

Chatham, Massachusetts

The small slice of heaven on the elbow of cape cod. Best place you will EVER go to. Also is home to many lax bros who love to sail. And it is near some of the best boarding schools in the country.

Bro this place is so awesome its almost like Chatham, Massachusetts

by RepEAst October 24, 2011

Oxford, Massachusetts

A town in which (myself, among many) potheads live. It is actually a very nice town anyways. It has very good school systems, with a VERY low rate of crime (besides the weed). It is near Worcester, MA and Boston, MA.

Michael: Hey, dude, I just drove down to Oxford, Massachusetts from Worcester!
Jon: Yeah? Your point?
Michael: I scored half an ounce for barely ANY money!
Jon: WELL ROLL A JOINT MAH NYUGAH

by RoundedColt8 June 24, 2014

Wilmington, Massachusetts

A safe town based on factual data. A town that offers many affordable youth recreation activities through the town rec department. A town that is not overrun with commercial industry, yet financially benefits from industry on the town borders. Excellent schools. A place that has very poor sports fields for youth athletics compared to surrounding towns that have invested in artificial turf that saves money over time. A town that is fiscally conservative. A town with down to earth, hardworking people.

Wilmington, Massachusetts
High school rated 9 out of 10 on greatschools.net based on 2008 MCAS scores. Youth sports fields look like a dog track. Brand new, state-of-the-art middle school.

by Reasonable1 July 4, 2009

Massachusetts Self-Defense

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)

Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Massachusett

The name of the natives of Massachusetts Bay, as well as their language. This is where Massachusetts got its name from. The first bible in North America was written in Natick,MA, in the Massachusett language, because publishing english bibles in the 13 colonies was illegal at the time. The language is often referred to as Wampanoag because the Wampanoag tribe in Plymouth spoke Massachusett as well. Crispus Attucks(the first man to get killed in the Boston Massacre) was a Massachusett from Natick.

Massachusetts man 1: Did you know we have our own language
Massachussetts man 2: Really, what is it?
Massachusetts man 1: Massachusett! It's what the natives spoke.

by 617-Irish-American-Mass February 11, 2020