A dangerous thing is they are. It's a pregnant whale that flys on rainbows and eats children. For every child this whale eats a new color is added to the rainbow. Once all the rainbows have been added, this created grows a horn and becomes a narwhal. It then advances to eat adults as its flying on its rainbow. Then once it eats 84 adults that look like cats, it starts to shoot it's baby narwhals out its blowhole, butt, eyes, and every other hole on its body. STAY AWAY THEY ARE DANGEROUS!
by Pregnant whales August 1, 2016
Get the Marissamug. by ssfnzriz June 25, 2019
Get the Marissamug. Marissa, at first appears a nice, caring person, but after a while, you'll see what she really is. Marissa can be selfish with people shes know for a while, and even people she has just met, yet thinks she is being nice and caring towards said people, and is usually clingy after her bitchy, crazy, selfishness drives her so called friends away, and can sometimes force a friend but are to shy to say no, so they go with in and are lured into Marissa's trap, even though they hate her, they cant bring themselves to do it and can take a group effort showing the shy (usually) girl what she really has to do, get away from that Marissa. It may take a few weeks for the Marissa to move on and become aware of all this after being hated by all her "friends" but will probably move on to stay a bitch.
"Ugh, out friend Marissa is such a bitch, you think she'll move on?"
"Nah, it's as they say, once bitch, always a bitch
"Nah, it's as they say, once bitch, always a bitch
by Dont be a bitch July 2, 2019
Get the Marissamug. Can be a best friend but sometimes y’all will most likely fight. She can be jealous and sometimes rude but you keep her close because you know you love her as a friend.
by Mack31o09 April 5, 2019
Get the Marissamug. A Marissa is no doubt the coolest Mexican chick you could ever meet. A Marissa is extremely nice and will always help you with a problem. It doesn't matter what your going through because a Marissa will always be there to help. She is always funny and makes jokes like the Mexican Lawnmower. You are one of the luckiest people in the world if you find a Marissa.
by Snazz boi May 11, 2020
Get the Marissamug. The prettiest and most beautiful girl around no one could beat her looks and charisma. She makes great conversation and deserves the most
by Yeet88 November 20, 2019
Get the Marissamug.