Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr

Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull

by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021

Mariah Carey

Awesome as fuck she could be considered a thot but everyone loves her

Anyone: Mariah Carey
Everyone else: shut the hell up asshole don't say her beautiful name

by Samowo June 13, 2020

Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.

Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN

by Pe/nis December 8, 2022

mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26

-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum

by grs! November 4, 2022

Mariah carey

Miss piggy’s middle aged twin who has the stage presence of a drunken cardboard cut out in a bad prom dress

She showed up at the party giving Mariah Carey

by Klr055 October 20, 2025