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Anus McAnus

An utter stronzo, and foolish wonder. It is regularly amazing how ignorant this person can be. Often wearing all-over designer gear, to prove how 'special' they are. A cock.
"What an Anus McAnus from the clan McAnus. An offensive to the organic legions."
by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004
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manus

1. An insult to use against someone with no actual meaning, it sounds rude but it hasn't got a meaning so dumb maori's on TV in New Zealand can use it without their land being claimed.
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2. Manus is a transferable disease that only one person may have at a time. When you have Manus, the effect is completely and utter depression.
You can pass on the Manus to another by hand slapping another persons forehead and say Manus. This transfers the disease onto the other and you are FREE of Manus!

Rules of Manus
1. You can not return Manus to the person who gave it to you, they get protection
2. If your Manus attempt fails (IE you hit someone in the wrong place, you miss, you dont say manus etc) That person is now protected from Manus - but the person who gave it to you IS NO LONGER PROTECTED!
3. You can cover your forehead as long as you DO NOT touch your forehead at any time.
4. MANUS RESETS AT MIDNIGHT. AT THAT POINT SOMEONE MAY GENERATE MANUS. THIS REQUIRES 2 PEOPLE PUNCHING EACHOTHERS FISTS 4 TIMES SAYING MANUS.
5.
1. Oh bro you're tha manus.

2. *SLAP* MANUS! Shame you have the Manus!
by ManWithManus May 18, 2006
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Manus

That guy is so hot. I wanna pound that manus
by Swag dog millionaire February 5, 2020
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macnesium

adj/noun/verb

1. Someone or Something Awesome
2. The Element(yet to be)Discovered By A Legendary Chemistry Teacher
3. To Be Doing Something Awesome
1. That Cake Was Macnesium
2. Macnesium - (Mc) or (Mc2 When Diatomic) - Can Bond With Anything - Is Covalent and Ionic - Has a + and - Charge - It Is The Only Element Not On The Periodic Table
3. He Was Macnesiuming In Front of His Peers
by deckell/luket93 May 4, 2008
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magnusson

often this nice looking swede, who you always can sleep over with, hence his home is called "second home".
thats such a magnusson thing to do.
by ivanrodriguez December 17, 2013
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albertus magnus

Albertus magnus is the worst catholic school except for the food. 14k a year just to find roaches and rats in the bathrooms. The people who go there only go there because they want to get “noticed by colleges” even though theyre stupid as shit. You will only get noticed if you are smart which none of the people are that go there. There are white granola people that go there and jewish people that dont know that its a catholic school and they eat the communion like they are christian. Theyre sports suck balls and the students suck shaft.
Oh yeah ill go to albertus magnus because ill get noticed by every good colleges out there.
by Albertus hater 101 September 19, 2021
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Autisten Magnus

Autisten Magnus is a person in ninth grade on Dronninglund Efterskole, who has autism on a higher lvl than anybody else on the school.
Fuck du er en autist Magnus!
Autisten Magnus : "Ja, det ved jeg godt, men ikke ligeså stor en autist som Lauritz!"
by Lauritz Jund March 20, 2018
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