July in Mississippi

Where the state of Mississippi is perfectly lined in between the sun and hell ; when your sweat is coming out of places you didnt know you had ; there should be a temperature called "hot as deep in the wrinkles of underneath Satan's unused nasty ass testicals "
WTF? A July in Mississippi can kiss my A$$!
by keep!+honest July 26, 2016
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mississippi missle

when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.
The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.
by vajojay1 March 17, 2010
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Mississippi Spin

you grab the girl by the inner thigh and the side of the neck. lean back so she is off of the ground then you spin her and now you're doing the Mississippi Spin!!!
by tjsam April 6, 2010
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mississippi meathead

When a guy works at a butcher shop and gets really horny and decides to make a hole in a piece of butcher meat and has sex with it
That guy at the butcher shop is a Mississippi meathead
by Brnffdndnd January 30, 2017
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Mississippi Corkscrew

When two midgets, usually rednecks, fuck in a washer machine
"Ayy honey do you wanna go to the backroom and Mississippi Corkscrew?"
by Off-Brand-Work May 12, 2016
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mississippi hedgefund

when a dude bangs one out over a fiver and slaps it on a strippers forehead.
"dude did you see will atkinson give that slag a mississippi hedgefund last night? the guy madee it rain."
by davd bowers March 17, 2008
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Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.
I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.
by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008
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