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Feed the Meter

When your dating a girl and she wants to have kids and get married, you get her whatever it takes to buy more time.
My girlfriend is talking about having kids, so I bought her a dog to feed the meter.

*Friend 1:* My girlfriend is turning 33 tomorrow.

*Friend 2:* Gotta feed the meter bro!
by GKG1214 February 3, 2020
mugGet the Feed the Metermug.

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.
Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.
by hrunke May 24, 2021
mugGet the Zirah metersmug.

bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)
"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"
by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019
mugGet the bag metermug.

meter burn

Ability to use an enhanced special move on the videogame 'Injustice'. Has been adapted for use when somebody does something athletically amazing.
*Man does 500kg deadlift

Bro in the gym: Meter burn!
by Super Astronaut August 16, 2017
mugGet the meter burnmug.

Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.
Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.
by Penis meter July 11, 2018
mugGet the Penis metermug.

poon meter

When there is a chemical reaction in the body that sets off electrons to the sack letting you know there is pussy within a 4 mile radius
Oh God my poon meter is going g off there is ponn out there . i.m on the hunt bitches
by John wayne March 8, 2016
mugGet the poon metermug.

reality meter

when you're tripping or whatever you might be doing, and you wonder what time it is, better check the reality meter
by fat195pndr May 5, 2011
mugGet the reality metermug.

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