Manchester Haircut

An involuntary circumcision; in particular, one carried out by British gangsters as a form of punishment
"Get your willy on the table, bruv."
"Yeah, bring 'im here. We're gonna give 'im a Manchester Haircut."
by The Hassan February 28, 2021
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Manchester United

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything
Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!
by the f.a September 23, 2019
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Manchester NH

A "city" in New Hampshire thats really just a large town in comparison. The Queen city, with a lot of gangsta wannabe's college kids and a pretty good bar scene. Manchvegas to some. Mostly french canadian ancestry, and lots of catholics.
I went to central high, Hesser college and now i like to go to the Black Brimmer and Strange Brew. I grew up in Manchester NH
by BeanerTINI April 08, 2009
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Manchester United

A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.

It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.

Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.
Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"

Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"
by Misha A July 08, 2011
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manchester high

A school where demon girls are located
If uh want find demon gal just go Manchester high
by Esse Loco March 28, 2018
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Holy Manchester

A expression showing surprise & happiness.
Tim, I think Jane is pregnant!
HOLY MANCHESTER JOHN!
(Communly used by white people or crackers.
by ARandomHottiE April 20, 2009
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Manchester Transfer

When one person poops into another, and that person poops back into the other and it continues FOREVER.
))<>((

Man 1-Hey dood wanna do a Manchester Transfer.
Man 2- What in tarnation is a Manchester Transfer?
Man 1- Well... a Manchester Transfer is........
MAn 2- AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by Dan LE TACO May 06, 2006
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