Maple Grove Minnesota

Typical yuppie suburban American town with a superiority complex. There are more cops per capita than anywhere else who have nothing better to do than pull you over for no reason and bust high schoolers parties to take the mike's hard lemonade home to their wives. Everyone has a dog and 2 kids. Everyone thinks they're cooler than everyone else because they had that monogrammed Hollister shirt first. For some reason the guys think its cool to spike their hair up like aaron carter at aaron's party. The mom's all bleach their hair and the dad's wear the same jeans they wore in the nineties. It used to be the fastest growing city in Minnesota but then the housing market crashed and no one wanted to live in those cookie cutter houses anymore. At the high school football games which you totes have to attend the girls all think leggings are real pants and say fun things to the opposing team like, "we've got money yes we do, we've got money how bout you." even though they have no more money than anyone else in this delightful state. They have a nice mall. Also their mascot is a maple leaf...

"I was in Maple Grove Minnesota the other day..."
"Cool story bro, tell it again."

by scrapmetal December 4, 2011

Maple Street Magnet School

Worlds must suckish school.

A school filled with suck.

"You can't be GETTIN' up and down and all around 'cause you in lunch de-TEN-tion!"
-Maple Street Magnet School Lunch Detention Monitor Person (I have no idea what their job title is, they just walks around and tell people "Not to be late fo claaayuss!" while wearing extremely stupid sunglasses.)

by shoeofmoo July 1, 2011

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment

Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a professional sports company with its headquarters in Toronto, Ontario. Valued at 1.75 billion USD, they have many assets including the Toronto Maple Leafs, the Toronto Marlies, the Toronto Raptors, the Toronto FC, and the Air Canada Centre.

Unfortunately (or fortunately for their competition), they are 80% owned by the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan, who don't give 2 sh*ts about sports, except to collect their pensions and go to sleep every night laughing at how much the Leafs, the Raptors, and the FC fail year after year.

Justin Bieber is a disgrace to music as Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment is a disgrace to sports.

If Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment got $1 from every person in Toronto every time one of their teams made the playoffs, MLSE will have $0.

The amount that Maple Leafs Sports & Entertainment cares about its teams can be compared to the amount of success Ron Wilson has as a coach, which is negative infinity.

by Ron Wilson's Lover Brian Burke November 2, 2011

Maple Log Roll

A maple log roll is when you fall out of your tree in Canada.

"I did a maple log roll earlier today and now my sphincter is damaged. This sucks!"

by CanadianWench June 28, 2012

maple water

That leaky nose you have when its super cold outside!

Man, the maple water is really going this morning!

by Wapus270 January 1, 2014

Maple Bean

“Bean” is a shortened word for “Beaner;” a derogatory word used against Hispanics. A “Maple Bean” is a Hispanic that illegally crossed over the US/MEX border but kept going so far that he ended up in Canada. That Hispanic then has a few kids born and raised in Canada, and they are first generation Maple Beans.

Alejandro: ay papi, y’all esses from America cuz based on your accents y’all aint from El Tri.

JuanTuan: No my family and I are from Toronto eh.

Alejandro: so y’all are Maple Beans?
JuanTuan: Maple Beans? What are you talking aboat?

by Tuantingtong September 19, 2018

Maple Valley

A city in King County, Washington. It's name was originally Vine Maple Valley, but the "vine" was taken off because it was too long. The city's school district is called Tahoma (coming from TAylor Creek, HObart, and MAple Valley).

I Live in Maple Valley.

by The Den Dweller December 21, 2008