lisowski

One who doesn't get mad, just even.

You don't want to mess with him, he's the sort that will pull a Lisowski.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Limozeen

Currently on tour with Taranchula (famous for "Very Slowly") and the Kinda Long-Haired Band (whose kidna semi-hit song "Circles" didn't even touch the charts). Their last show was an opener for Strong Bad, live in West Rekjavic.

Liquid and Leather...in equal measure...Champagne glass...mix 'em together.

"Come on guys, I need your help. We need to make them hear us over in East Rekjavic."

LimoZeen is the greatest hair band of all times.

by Matthew Coker August 27, 2004

limewire

a godsend, when combined with an ipod and an IQ of over 26, you can actually get free songs on your conveniently overpriced apple manufactured handheld music player.

Joe: shit dude, i'm broke. i went through 9 $25 itunes cards and i still want to add more songs.

John: hey asshat, get limewire. you already paid $400 dollars for your ipod, you deserve free songs.

by (O_O) c====3 February 25, 2009

limewire

nearly all the files are porno and if you manage to find the song you are looking for, it will already be replaced with some guy talking about america.

Guy 1: let's donwload lion king

Guy 2: not from limewire , it's probably porno

Guy 3: never mind, i wanna see sum lions gettin funky !

by Wobbo April 7, 2008

Limoshlong

Extra-ordinarily long penis (in excess of 10 inches). A person who resorts to enlargement surgery to achieve such length is said to have a 'stretched' limoshlong.

person 1: "damn that's one long shlong"
person 2: "It's a limoshlong"

alternatively...

person 1: "Care to see my new stretched limoshlong?"
person 2: "no"

by John Holmes May 13, 2003

limo heels

Shoes that are typically high heels, exorbitantly expensive, and from couture designer brands that necessitate the wearer to be driven around town less they get them dirty or have to walk very far.

Fashion magazine editors are often seen wearing their limo heels at fashion shows.

by MarinaSF April 20, 2007

LIMOH

Acronym:

Laughing Inside My Own Head

"Limoh" is the politcally correct acronym compared to "lol"
because these days no one actually laughs out loud when they type lol.

Mike: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Tom: I dont know

Mike: To get to the other side! HAHAHHA

Tom: ... limoh you are so lame dude.

by The Jellybean Drifter October 10, 2009