I just banged Bills mom and now am in penis limbo because my dick is not hard enough to fuck the old gal again yet too hard to take a leak.
by catcar1 August 20, 2011
Get the Penis Limbomug. The remnants of ones consciousness after death when one still has active email accounts and social networking accounts.
Internet Limbo lasts for as long as your email and networking accounts stay active.
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My friend died the other day and we fear he is in internet limbo as we cant shut down his email.
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My friend died the other day and we fear he is in internet limbo as we cant shut down his email.
by ultrareality July 28, 2011
Get the Internet Limbomug. A fun game to play with your buddies. All over the world, and particularly in Mexico, there are young, Canadian tourists hurting for a squirting. How low can you go?
Eric and Terry met some Canadian teenagers at their resort in Puerto Vallarta and then they did the Canadian limbo.
by jackass303 February 4, 2009
Get the Canadian limbomug. When a person walking in the opposite direction as you changes direction when you change direction in an attempt to pass each other but you just end up awkwardly right in front of each other. trying change directions again.
Sorry I'm late, I got stuck in a really long walking limbo with that kid from Spanish with the bad hair.
by Kayleh March 6, 2009
Get the Walking Limbomug. When a guy blows his egg whites on a girl's stomach and she has nothing to wipe it off with.... she 'cum limbos' as in she has to arch her back backwards like she is limboing so that the cum doesn't slide off.
After Jack blew his load on Betsy's stomach, she had to cum limbo all the way to the bathroom to wipe off the spooge.
by 'spo December 2, 2011
Get the Cum Limbomug. The term "status limbo" is used to describe the uninformed state you are in, due to the fact that someone else hasn't recently updated their FaceBook status.
Jane: Hey, has Kelly had her baby yet?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
by buckonz November 3, 2009
Get the status limbomug. Term given to someone who has settled for someone waaaay below their standards. LIMBO: How low can you go?
by Talia Magilicuti May 21, 2005
Get the Limbo (adj.)mug.