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Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021
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Lightsabers

New name for Sword fighting.

When 2 people hit each other with their penises, mostly erect. Gay and straight people play it.

The goal is really just to hit each other with their dicks until one gives up
Hey Jeff, want to go into the bathroom and play lightsabers?
by Obi Juan K May 20, 2025
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Lightsaber

"Ow,he hit me with a lightsaber"
by Brian The Worder June 18, 2022
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lightsaber

a plasma based energy sword that can cut nearly anything.
your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
by therealcaptainrex September 29, 2023
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Lightsaber

When you crack open a glow stick and pour the light up liquid on your penis
Wanna see my Lightsaber *whips out cock and turns off lights*
by anonymous March 23, 2022
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