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Lemming

A group of guys and girls who have too much money (from there parents, family etc) and think they are god's greatest gift. The money has come into their families in the last generation or so and they don't know how to spend it. So they follow each other's lead. They are known to flash their money in a "common" and obvious way. They generally wear von dutch if they are guys and juicy clothes if they're girls. They can't live without fake tan. They're mothers have botox and drive porsche 4x4. Basically, they're 'posh chavs'. They are known to be stupid and snobbish, they are liked by no one but others like them.
'OMG, OMG, OMG, did you see Emily, she was like wearing all black to evolution'
'She is such a like freak, has she like never heard of Harvey Nicks or ghds'
*laughing*
'FREAK! FREAK!' *hair flicking*
by Wanderer June 9, 2005
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lemington

You're a lemington. White face, brown tongue... Eww, get away from me.
by Porce August 30, 2005
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Banzai Lemming

A great Tribes 2 shriker, one of the best, will be very sadly missed by those who knew him, we love you man.
by Treezon July 11, 2004
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Leaming

A person who resides or was born in the town of Leamington Spa (Warwickshire, UK).

Leamings are best known and identified by their lack of individuality. There are two separate species of Leaming; the Chavs and the Middle Class. The Chavs are known to be very aggressive, while the Middle Class are timid and rarely leave M&S and House of Fraser.

It is widely known that if one Leaming does something incredibly stupid such as stuffing their trousers into their socks, getting a side fringe or jumping off something high, the rest are likely to blindly follow. This has so far kept the population of both species at manageable levels, although culling may one-day be necessary.

Leamington Spa has infected the Warwickshire countryside since 1830, when Queen Victoria stopped to throw up, then do a massive shit where the town now lies. It is widely acknowledged that the vomit then evolved into the Chavs, and the shit the Middle Class.
Oh look, there is a Leaming!

The Leamings are jumping off the bridge.
by littlemissjames November 13, 2012
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Lerming

"Why are you just standing there holding your dick, you lermer!?"
"Stop lerming around."
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lead lemming

1. With lead, as in to blaze a path that others follow: Someone whose horrible taste leads others to believe he or she is cool and starts a trend that will ultimately die a horrible death at the hands of the fashion police. aka, Prince or Lady Gaga

2. With lead, as in a dense heavy material that sinks rapidly:

a. A person who's chronically bad decision making skills make it obvious to all witnesses that he/she is going to completely destroy his/her own life.

-or-

b. Used a a simile: Used to describe a person with a prodigious oral fetish.
Example for Definition 1:
Jenny: Don't you love my new outfit! It's so Lady Gaga!

Jill: Wow, that's amazingly horrible! Lady Gaga is a lead lemming, and you're just a tool.

Examples for Definition 2.
a. Larry: Did you hear that Bob sold his house for $300k and said he was going to invest all the money in lottery tickets?

Dave: Wow, didn't he buy that house for $2mil just five years ago? What a lead lemming.

b. Will: Hey, Joe, what do you think of that Jill chick?

Joe: Jill? Wow, I love Jill. That chick goes down like a lead lemming.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
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