Bidoof’s Law

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.
“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”
by plasticmild September 18, 2019
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Bogdan's Law

In the PC game, Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, when one player has low health, a high health player, usually with an AWP(sniper rifle), switch weapons with each other, to give the low health player a 1-shot, 1-kill opportunity. Usually carried out when the team with the hurt player has a 1 or more man advantage, allowing the higher-health player to take battles.

Can be referred to as Bogdan, Bogdan's Law, Bogdan's.
Mike: "I'm 1hp, Bogdan me"
John: *Drops AWP, picks up AK-47*

or

Mike: "I'm hurt. Bogdan's Law?"
John: "sure." *Drops AWP, picks up Mike's weapon*
by MajorSer April 02, 2017
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Morgoth’s Law

No matter where the conflict is in the world, the “refugees” coming to Europe will be fighting age black and brown men.
Seen the Ukrainian refugees?

They must have been on holiday recently.

Morgoth’s Law strikes again
by Folk Call February 27, 2022
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Finn's Law

A term that originated on social media, Finn's Law states that as an online argument about anarchism grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will bring up moving to Somalia. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Finn's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
"Since you don't like government, why don't you move to Somalia?" --Finn's Law
by Patriot Eke May 11, 2016
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Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"
"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"
by MechaHitlerReal December 07, 2016
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Codrea's law

"Anyone who can't be trusted with a gun can't be trusted without a custodian."

Gun rights author and activist David Codrea frequently uses this as the litmus test for determining whether or not someone should be deprived of their right to self-defense. Because, if a person shouldn't have a gun, he arguably shouldn't be in any position to get hold of a 2-ton vehicle, or a can of gasoline, or a baseball bat either. Application of this rule could save hours of debate on silly and unconstitutional laws attempting to deprive people of their inalienable rights.
Codrea's Law says your bill prohibiting people accused of domestic violence from owning guns is wrong-headed and discriminatory.
by jcomeau_ictx April 11, 2015
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The Otzdarva Law

If a map offering is brought, the Survivor who brings it will be the first to disconnect if something goes wrong.
Person 1: "Oh the person who brought a Lery's offering dc'ed after getting hit through his dead hard"
Person 2: "That's The Otzdarva Law"
by genericusername72 September 01, 2021
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