Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard

Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard

by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024

Lake Washington High

A strangely modern shithole full of the finest menagerie of western high school America you have ever seen. 2000 students worth of goths, artsy kids, and… them (furries). The mascot is a shitty minimalist kangaroo, in an odd purple. Incessant and tacky branding everywhere… the only thing it’s got going for it is the fact that it’s almost decently funded.

With some of the worst football in its league, and the apparently a stoner population, it really is one of the high schools of all time.

All of the men’s bathrooms reek of super fruit mango fruit tooty vapes, and it isn’t an uncommon sight for 6 lads to be standing around vaping in each others faces, no homo.

Oh and some of the weirdest clubs ever. Cereal club? Anime club? Rhythm game club?

Also the site of the kangaroof sex (or the kang bang) which is now considered the greatest event in school history

Man: so where do you go to school little fella

Lake Washington high student: I go to LwHS so fuck right off you old creep

by anonymous December 5, 2024

Horn Lake High

A high school located in Horn Lake, MS. They tend to get into a lot of fights at this school & there is a lot of drama & everybody there has been with the whole city, so don’t date anybody that goes to Horn Lake High.

“What school do you go to”?
“Horn Lake High”
“Oh, so you must like drama”

by TEEGUY July 21, 2024