Lazer daddy

Lazer daddies are kinky dad's who get shot out of your toes, they generally have lazers for dicks which come in a range of lengths, intensity and colour. They are always hot, and never straight.

Dude one: "hey dude my feet feel sore"
Dude two: "oh gods, get the fishing rods the Lazer daddy is coming"

by LeakyLamp January 27, 2022

Lazer

Music genre evolved from alternative rock in the mid-2010s. Lazer music includes synth guitar sound, complex songs structure and raw bass parts.

Typical lazer-bands are underground formations experimenting with industrial metal and grunge.

by Gumboldt January 30, 2024

LAZER

When gradiesel throws a hitch, flat route or any other check downs in madden

*diesel throws a check down”
Diesel: LAZER!!!

by DaddySlim April 28, 2021

Lazer

A Bill Wurtz meme by himself, used in my REDACTED.

I got shot by a huge lazer on my REDACTED.

by byei’m steve August 22, 2022

Lazer

Stupid boy who doesnt pass

Me: Bro Lazer the L can not pass
You: Yeah he is trash as fuck

by GigaMan77 August 13, 2024

Lazer

It's just the Lazer way. Give it a squeeze, let it sink in said mom.

Learn to plow by feeling the moist earth, it's a Lazer quality.

by Googedigul June 23, 2022

Lazer

Beam of light from a pen

My skeet shot out like a lazer LOL

by Popoopopoo April 25, 2019